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Alternate Views of Life

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

All we have in life is this moment...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Have you been working out?'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Zen Kitten

Alf and Misery Guts

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."