Contemplative Traveler Mugs

'The road to Nirvana: 'Am I there yet? Huh? Am I? Huh? Am I there yet? Huh?'

Somewhere, anywhere, nowhere.

The Map of the human brain

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

The Thinker?

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

James Baldwin

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Lost: leaf.

'Do you think there's anything after death?'

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

Mountaintop Shopping Cart

"All I have is tofu."

A guru offers a fainting couch to a man.

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'