Patriotic Ponderer T-Shirts

'Honey, I fear to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."

"Naw mate, next time we'll try to convince the Aussies ot change their flag. It'll be a lot bloody cheaper."

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

"We're still getting used to feeling patriotic."

"I can tell you that's not the version of Uncle Sam that I grew up with."

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Independence Day

Trump Bird

"Alright, follow you EURO weather model. I'm sticking with the good old made-in-America GFS computer forecast!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Sybil Obama

Scars and Bars

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

The Politics of Food.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

George Orwell

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

The American flag

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat