Patriotic Thinker Gifts

Nathan Hale Revisited

'I'll pass it along, Sir. It's nice to know that someone still believes in America.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Monuments

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

World Cup Fever

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

UNFADED GLORY

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Lucky Stars.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Veterans Day '20

Scars and Bars

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Bring flag factories back to America.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Donald Glover

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"