Patriotism Ponderers Gifts

"Flagless in a patriotic Zone?"

"... two nations, under God..."

'We have three who want to serve as their patriotic duty...14 who want nose jobs and 32 who want implants.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"What was I thinking?!"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Monuments

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Scars and Bars

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Veterans Day US

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

The Politics of Food.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Trump Bird

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

Hopeful Liberty

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Barack Obama Loves America

The Sinking of the Moskva

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

Rule Britannia!

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

'In accordance with the Patriot Act, we find the accused guilty of unspecified acts.'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"