Contagion Humorist Pillows

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Comicron

Lend me your ears

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

The Organic

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

The trap

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Decontamination

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

The Masked Singer

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Do what you can to flatten the curve