Plague Humorist Pillows

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Zombie standup

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Distance to avoid contagion

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Comicron

Lend me your ears

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

The Organic

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

The trap

Decontamination

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Covid-19, Mask Up

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Social distance queue starts here

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Baseball player wearing a face mask.