Contactless Comics Pillows

"Trick or Treat! Due to Covid-19 we now accept contactless payments..."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

How's my driving?

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

"You've been out roaming again?"

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

Calculator Jokes

"Can you hear me now?"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"Melting clocks are too boring, these days I just paint real life."

My Covid passport

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"The good news is I rescued your cell phone. However, all your minutes were used up."

"Not to seem ungrateful, Audrey, but I'll be happier when we can go on a real holiday again."

"I know we're meant to be in lockdown Doc, but do I have to stay inside on such a lovely day?"