Eco-friendly Comic Pillows

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Where's my global warming?

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Will work for manure.

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

Tofurkey.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

Buoy with message: 'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day'.

'And I say your hot air is contributing to global warming!'