Eco-conscious Comic Pillows

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Where's my global warming?

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Will work for manure.

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

State of the State.

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Tofurkey.

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,