Environmentally Conscious Comic Lovers Pillows

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Are we there yet?'

Water company bonus.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"That pigeon's at it again."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Dead animal toupee.

Planet of the Ants

Artist, painting graphs.

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.