Sustainability Comic Fan Pillows

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Fungus Fish-Foods.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Paper Bath Towels.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

IPCC Climate Report

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Walking the Oil Plank.

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'Hug it harder! I'm sure that will put it out!'

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Firewood for Sale

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

"TV bioenergy, I like it!"

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

Wind Farm

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

Endangered Species

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.