Sustainability Comic Fan Pillows

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Fungus Fish-Foods.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

Paper Bath Towels.

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

IPCC Climate Report

Walking the Oil Plank.

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

Firewood for Sale

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

'Hug it harder! I'm sure that will put it out!'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

"TV bioenergy, I like it!"

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.

Endangered Species

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.