"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."
Door-to-door Comic Pillows
Add a touch of comic charm to their space with pillows featuring playful door-to-door comic motifs. Perfect for cozying up with a good story or comic collection.
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
The only time cats are known to laugh.
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'
Jim Carrey,
"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."
'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'
John Cleese.
"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"
Spike Milligan
"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"
Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.
"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."
Woody Allen
Alan Carr
'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'
Comedy course highlights fake nose
'Act your shoe size, not your age.'
"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."
"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."
'I'm a Fringe performer.'
'You said he wasn't a dirty comedian. This guy is filthy!'
Dawn French.
'It's another canvasser dear'
"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."
'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'
"Your speech made the Wall Street Journal and Comedy Central."
"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"
'For some reason they've nailed the mike to the floor.'
'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'
"This next joke wasn't offensive last week...is today...will get me cancelled next week, and be funny again one day when people get over themselves."
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)
Peter Cook
"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."
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