Contact Tracer Gifts

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"Obama planted it."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

Obama vs. Clinton.

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"Eww! A tick!"

"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"

"How the hell does he do that?"

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"