Contact Tracer Mugs

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"Obama planted it."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"How the hell does he do that?"

The Thrilla at Hofstra

"Eww! A tick!"

Obama vs. Clinton.

"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'