Family Tree Tracer Mugs

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"I retired from my job as head genealogist and never looked back."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'He's got your nose.'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

'I've traced out family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

Evolution explained.

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

"...then I take out one of these, ll them it's an ancestor, and try to sell it to them."

"You're the hardest client we've ever had."

"My ancestry results said my DNA was 4% Wales."

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

'A regular chip off the old bottle.'