Consumerist Culture Satirist Pillows

"These pills are resulting in addiction...I'm addicted to coming in here and buying up all your other lovely stuff."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Expensive greeting cards.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

desert isle shopping trolley...

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"If we new this was going to happen we could have arranged some great TV sponsorship deals."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Visit Our Gift Shop

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Sellouts."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

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