Consumerist Culture Satirist Prints

"These pills are resulting in addiction...I'm addicted to coming in here and buying up all your other lovely stuff."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Expensive greeting cards.

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"It's just not the same."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"If we new this was going to happen we could have arranged some great TV sponsorship deals."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

It's a new year, little buddy. What are you going to do to make the most of it? Throw out the old to make room for the new. Very deep, little buddy. I'm a deep person. If the big-screen tv I got on Black Friday is a whole month old, I'm Zen enough to just breathe ... and let it go, on eBay. Want to hear my Zen mantra? Luckily, I stopped listening 30 seconds ago.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

How America Was Re-Won

Visit Our Gift Shop

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

Invent Sales Day

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

"Sellouts."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

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