Consumer Rights Defender Pillows

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Ban on Free Speech

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Nurturing Activism

Diner is served

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Big oil.

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Domestic spying.

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"