Consumer Rights Warrior Pillows

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

'Nice try but, if your Mum wants a refund, she'll have to claim it herself.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Big oil.

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

Labour Protests

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

B.B.C. Watchdog

Driving a Lemon.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"