Consumer Choice Warrior Pillows

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gullib-Os

Choice hellhole

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Big oil.

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

Duel Fuel?

B.B.C. Watchdog

Driving a Lemon.

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

United Reputation

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"