Consumer Choice Warrior Prints

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gullib-Os

Choice hellhole

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

Big oil.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

B.B.C. Watchdog

Duel Fuel?

Driving a Lemon.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'