Consumer Rights Supporter Pillows

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Big oil.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"If we have rights to justice and a fair trial now, just think what we'll have 800 years from now!"

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

B.B.C. Watchdog

Driving a Lemon.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Barcode Baby

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'