'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'
Consumer Rights Defender Mugs
Start their day with a mug that champions fairness—perfect for consumer rights defenders. Our witty and inspiring designs will remind them of their important mission every morning.
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Ban on Free Speech
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'
"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."
Big Brother.
"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."
Fun with Fascism
Nurturing Activism
Diner is served
'I'd like to return this shredder.'
Police Shootings: Searching for justice
Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins
"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."
"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"
Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)
Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency
'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'
Big oil.
"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"
"That last customer thinks I should fire you."
'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'
Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!
"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."
Domestic spying.
Trade Your Rights
"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."
"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"
"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."
Consumer Rights Defender Mugs Collection
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