Construction Site Storyteller Gifts

I told the boss that I'm exhausted and can't continue. He was either insensitive or trying to be inspirational when he replied "dig deep."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Dominoes

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

"Measuring dulls my creativity."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"Well Virginia, thanks to climate change there isn't a Santa Claus anymore."

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'Doris has THE BEST horror stories. She's a pedicurist.'

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"He's being retrained."

Icarus flies into a wind turbine

"We're becoming a new dynamic company, Miss Peeble, and frankly you just haven't got the wow factor."