Construction Satire Lover T-Shirts

Celebrate their love for comedy and construction with our humorous t-shirts. These fun, witty designs make a perfect casual statement for anyone who enjoys building jokes with a playful twist.

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"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top." mockup

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.' mockup

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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The leaning tower of Pizza.

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.' mockup

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

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'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.' mockup

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

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'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.' mockup

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

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"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?" mockup

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

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Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids. mockup

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

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Stone henge swing.

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Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work." mockup

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

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"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry." mockup

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

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'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?' mockup

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

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'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.' mockup

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

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Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete. mockup

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

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"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants." mockup

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

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Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap. mockup

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

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"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money." mockup

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

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"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing." mockup

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

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'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.' mockup

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

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Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room. mockup

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

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Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan. mockup

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

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Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges. mockup

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

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'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.' mockup

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

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I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet. mockup

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

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'That's gonna be a big job, boss.' mockup

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

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Private work adjustments

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NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet. mockup

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

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'Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the ER.'

'Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the ER.' mockup

'Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the ER.'

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"Well, they were the low bidders." mockup

"Well, they were the low bidders."

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"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!" mockup

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

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Construction Satire Lover T-Shirts Collection

Construction Satire Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for construction satire lovers. Find the perfect witty gift to bring a smile to their face each morning.

Construction Satire Lover Pillows

Brighten their space with a humorous construction pillow. Perfect for adding personality and laughter to a sofa, bed, or reading nook.

Construction Satire Lover Prints

Bring humor to their walls with our construction satire prints. Ideal for decorating any space with a clever, funny touch that resonates with building enthusiasts.