Construction Guru Gifts

'He's a structural engineer.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Happy National Tradesmen Day

"Straw is actually very popular right now."

Eyes Open!...

Building Studies

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Maths is fun!'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Jewish Geometry

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Reverse Mortgage.

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."