Construction Comedians Gifts

Explore our collection designed for construction comedians who love a good laugh. Perfect for artists of the build and comedians of construction, our products blend humor with creativity. Whether they’re on-site or at home, our witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints will add a humorous touch to their daily routine and celebrate their inventive spirit.

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Super Homeworld

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"Psst. Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick?

"Psst. Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick? mockup

"Psst. Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick?

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'Oooh, let's DO lunch.'

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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'Masonry robot, what are you doing?' mockup

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.' mockup

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.' mockup

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

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"Frosty the Repairman"

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Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China. mockup

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

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'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.' mockup

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

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'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.' mockup

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

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"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?" mockup

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

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Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids. mockup

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

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Stone henge swing.

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'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.' mockup

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

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"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry." mockup

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

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'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?' mockup

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

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"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts." mockup

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

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Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete. mockup

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

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"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

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Dominoes

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"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money." mockup

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

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Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap. mockup

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

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'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.' mockup

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

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"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head." mockup

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

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"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing." mockup

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

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'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.' mockup

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

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'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.'' mockup

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

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Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room. mockup

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

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Private work adjustments

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'That's gonna be a big job, boss.' mockup

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

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'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.' mockup

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

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NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet. mockup

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

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Construction Comedians Gifts Collection

Construction Comedians Mugs

Discover more hilarious construction humor with our mugs collection—funny, witty designs perfect for anyone in the building trade or with a jokester personality.

Construction Comedians Pillows

Check out our playful pillows that add humor and comfort to any space—ideal for those who love construction and a good laugh.

Construction Comedians Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate construction comedy—perfect wall accents for your workshop, office, or home to inspire and amuse.

Construction Comedians T-Shirts

Explore our collection of amusing construction t-shirts, designed to bring humor and personality to everyday wear for construction lovers and jokesters alike.