Constructing Gifts

Santa Claus's Tool Box

Constructing your own prison!

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's till enjoying the batteries.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

The Art Student.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

A Good Batch.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Pipe Dream.

Painting by the numbers for adults

I quilt therefore I am

Toadstools

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"