Constructing Gifts

Santa Claus's Tool Box

Constructing your own prison!

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's till enjoying the batteries.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Art Student.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Pipe Dream.

Painting by the numbers for adults

I quilt therefore I am

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Toadstools

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'