Constitution Camper Pillows

"Does it trouble you that he's started putting the word 'constitution' in air quotes?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Who can we call?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Campground Conductor

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

Bear Recycling.

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"