Musical Camper Pillows

Campground Conductor

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Musicians on a beach

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Ants watching human invasion.

Mountain escalator.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'