Constitution Camper Mugs

"Does it trouble you that he's started putting the word 'constitution' in air quotes?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Who can we call?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

Campground Conductor

GLAD-YOU-ATION

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

Bear Recycling.

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"