Castle Camper Mugs

"Of course his armor was shining. He was gay."

Glastonbury. After.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"Who can we call?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Big RV Camping

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Ants watching human invasion.

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'SHOP!!!'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'