Conspiracy Critic Gifts

The Birther Con

SHOCKING!! I'm on a digital diet, cutting down my hours on social media. That's a conspiracy theory site. Your digital diet should eliminate those empty, junk food calories.

Free Candy

Some challenges to the concept of universal suffrage.

The Anti-Agent

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Walt Disney on ice."

Alien Assumption

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

The Da Vinci Cod

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Gremlins 47

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Legalish

The evidence destroyed

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

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