Conspiracy Cracker Gifts

The long lasting cover-up...

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Little league world series of poker.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Alternative Medicine

Early Programmers.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

The new Physics

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'It looks like our data.'

Computer Crimes

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."