Conspiracy Cracker Prints

The long lasting cover-up...

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Little league world series of poker.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Alternative Medicine

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

The new Physics

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'It looks like our data.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Computer Crimes

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'