Conspiracy Buster Gifts

The new Physics

"Anyone who thinks this virus is a hoax needs to wake up and smell the coffee... If they still have a sense of smell."

"Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me that the Great Reset isn't a conspiracy theory?"

Of course the Earth isn't flat. If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge years ago.

A snake forming a Q

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me I've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the Middle Ages is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt with her

"Hen you live in my building we're family."

Conspiracy Theories Debunked!

'No, I don't believe everything I read on the internet...just the stuff I agree with!'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'Look! Bush had access to some top secret broadcast warning him about Katrina! What is that?!!'

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

"Okay kid, why did you blow up the school?"

Covidiots

Queue Anon

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Bermuda Triangles

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Ostrich Curoisities

Bigfoot tracks...

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair