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'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'How fast can you hype?'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"Well, now we've seen it."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"And now, a breaking story on blatant media bias. Reporting live from Washington, a radical, conservative hack."

Hotel teddy for hire

Economics journalist

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Bin Laden

'Sleaze, please.'

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

Danger-zone journalists.

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

"What will be left for us to chat about if it's ever all over and done with?"

Reporter #3: can.

"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

Mountaineers milk.

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'