Considering Surgery Pillows

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"He needs a 'tummy tuck' so he'll look less like Friar Tuck."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Happy Birthday to you.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

En garde!

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"Gross."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'