Cosmetic Surgery Decision Pillows

It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.

It didn't take Zoe long to realise that she had made a big mistake by investing in cheaper helium implants.

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

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"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Facelift Book.

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Body Building

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Botox...'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Mirror mirror...

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

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