Considering Pet Ownership Gifts

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

'I'm looking for a pet I can ignore.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Cling-On Dog

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Man's best friends."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

A man and his dog

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'He does lack social skills.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.