Becoming A Pet Owner Gifts

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

"Relax, Sparky! Doctors say bone loss is normal at our age!"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Just think, if I keep him we'll never have leftovers again."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Pick me!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Granted every boy should have a dog, but can't they all have the same one?"

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Knitted Kitty.

child thinking about dog's superior sense of smell. Dog thinking 'PU'!

Reigning cats and dogs.

Dog Scalextric

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

Dad, I want a pet!

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"By the way, I've ordered a cat."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."