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'Well, what do you see out there, Ed?'

"I have reason to believe you've been party hunting."

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

A trap of poachers

"Like I said officer, I have no idea who put all those lines out."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Beaver tower