Conservation Officer Pillows

'Well, what do you see out there, Ed?'

"I have reason to believe you've been party hunting."

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

A trap of poachers

"Like I said officer, I have no idea who put all those lines out."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Conservation Area