Conscious Cartoon Admirer Pillows

Oil in Nigeria.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Backfire

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Nuts to you, too."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Gooseberry Fool...

Fist Bumper Cars

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Nun Fight.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Cricket Accidents.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Fall of Gnome

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Snowyphus