Conscious Cartoon Admirer Gifts

Oil in Nigeria.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Nuts to you, too."

Nun Fight.

Gooseberry Fool...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Beware of Falling Notice.

Cricket Accidents.

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

The Fall of Gnome