Connoisseur Of Cultural Twists Pillows

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

The Kali De Milo.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Chinese History: Redwash

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

3D Theatre

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Musical Vases

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

The drinker.

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Burger stall at an art gallery

Australia's role in the Asian century.