Connoisseur Of Cultural Twists T-Shirts

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"OMG, LOL!"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The Cremaster Cycle

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

The Kali De Milo.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Chinese History: Redwash

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

3D Theatre

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

The drinker.

Australia's role in the Asian century.