Connoisseur Humor Appreciator Gifts

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

baby sweetcorn...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'A cheeky red?'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"