Connoisseur Humor Appreciator Pillows

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Playing Fetch.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.